Langue Étrangère D'Étude

A Swiss man, looking for directions,

pulls up at a bus stop where two English

gents are waiting.

"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch

sprechen?" he asks. The two English

gents just stare at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?"

he tries. The two continue to stare.



"Parlare Italiano?" No response.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.

The Swiss guy drives off, extremely

disgusted. The first Englishman turns

to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe 
we should learn a foreign language."

"Why?" says the other. "That guy knew

four languages, and it didn't do him any good."

Thanks Kerry.... tjis one hits home LOL