• *A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency.
    The social workers there raised doubts about their suitability.*
    The couple then produced photos of their 50-foot motor home, which was
    clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.*

    *The social workers then raised concerns about the education a child would
     receive while in the couple's care.*

    *"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the
     usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."*

    *Then the social workers expressed concern about a child being raised in a
    circus environment*

    *Our nanny will be a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and

    *The social workers were finally satisfied.*

    *They asked, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"*
    *"It doesn't really matter ... as long as the kid fits in the cannon."*

  • Thanks Ralph