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Saturday, October 1, 2016

Saturday's Ride - 1976 Pontiac Firebird Formula 400 Gateway Classic Cars Chicago #994

Trump just doesn't know

During the entire debate, the only concrete thing Trump said he would do is lower taxes. He talked quite a bit about what should be done (create jobs, bolster law and order in our cities, combat terrorism), but gave no idea how he would accomplish any of it. Sure, create better paying jobs, but how? How, Donald? How do you plan to do that? How would you address racial injustice? How would you better fight terrorism? Nothing, not one word. Yet there are people saying he won the debate? Seriously? His golden opportunity to present his plans for the future of America and he presents nothing but a doubling down on a failed trickle-down economic policy? How can anyone still be planning on voting for this man? A man who stated during the debate that not paying federal income tax shows how smart he is (so those of us who do are stupid?). A man who claimed he has the better temperament to lead the country, all the while raging like a frustrated twelve-year-old. To any Trump supporters reading this, put aside your feelings for Hillary for just a moment and really look at this person you're supporting. How can you feel comfortable putting him into the highest office in the land?

Donald Trump’s first presidential debate confirmed he has no idea what he’s talking about


Canada prepares for the U.S. election debacle and it’s hysterically funny

Rosie vs Trump

BOOKER T. Fuqawi

Trump & The Pope


 
Seeking a weekend break from his campaign rallies, Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of Italy.
 
He invited Pope Francis and the press corps on board for a Saturday afternoon cruise.
 
It was a rather windy day.
 
The Pope's little hat, his zucchetto, was blown from his head and into the water.
 
A crewman began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto.
 
Trump told the crewman not to bother.
 
Trump climbed down the yacht's ladder; walked across the waves, picked up the zucchetto; walked back to the yacht and handed it to the Pope.
 
The Pope and the press corps were amazed!
 
Donald Trump could actually walk on water!
 
Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, ABC, The Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event to the rest of the world.
 
The next morning the New York Times headline read . . .
 
DONALD TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!

Thanks Randy

Yup


Thanks Ivan

BRAGGADOCIOUS!: Randy Rainbow Moderates Debate #1



Thanks Everyone..... LOL

Friday, September 30, 2016

Friday's Ride - 1960 Corvette Gasser.

Setting Trump down

Ford fact checks Trump: We will be here forever


Ford has a message to Donald Trump: We're not going anywhere.

The automaker quickly shot down Donald Trump's latest hyperbolic claim, made on Fox News Thursday, that Ford plans to "fire all its employees in the United States" as part of a plan to build a plant in Mexico.
Ford said there will be zero job losses in the U.S. as a result of the new plant in Mexico. The Wayne, Michigan, plant that now builds the Focus and C-Max that will move to Mexico will instead start building other models -- probably the new Ford Bronco SUV and Ranger small pickup.

And the Trump lies continue

FACT CHECK on SNOPES

After Birth

We investigate Donald Trump's claim that the conspiracy theory about Barack Obama not being born in the U.S. originated inside Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidential campaign.


FALSE

Trump supporters are Sick puppies

Stop Pretending You Don’t Know Why People Hate Hillary Clinton


Is it because of partisanship?
Or a hard-fought primary?
Maybe, NBC once suggested, it’s because “she’s not a train wreck.”
Funny how the answers seem to be everything but the obvious.
We go on endlessly about how “untrustworthy” she is, while fact checkers rank her as the second-most honest prominent politician in the country. (And her opponent as by far the least.)
We say that she has trouble with transparency, while her opponent refuses to release his taxes and the current administration sets records for secrecy.
We decry her ties to corporations and the financial industry, while supporting awalking tax shelter or mourning the exit of a president whose re-election was funded by a record-shattering Wall Street haul.
We list so very many explanations, all of them complete bullshit.

Jon Stewart takes over 'Late Show,' rips RNC



‘I see you and I see your bullsh*t!’: Jon Stewart takes over Stephen Colbert’s show to deliver scathing rant

A shaggy dog goes to the butchers



As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $20 and a note in the dog's mouth,
reading: "10 lamb chops, please."  Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops
in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop.

He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light,
look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus-stop.

The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench.

When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks
at the number, then boards the bus.

The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels
out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery.

After a while he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell,
and then the butcher follows him off.

The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He barks repeatedly.

No answer.
          
He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself
-Whap!- against the door. He does this again & again.

No answer.
      
So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, barks repeatedly at
a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. Eventually, a small
guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog.

The butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing?
This dog's a genius!"

The owner responds, "Genius, my arse.
It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!"

Thanks Ivan

You HAVE to read this one The Candy With The Little Hole

The Candy With The Little Hole 
This should make you smile. You have to love little kids. 


The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green.................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all 
HONEY lifesavers. 
None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!"
 
The teacher had to leave the room.


 Thanks Norman