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Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Wednesday's Ride - FOR SALE 1933 Plymouth Sedan Hot Rod Streetrod IN MOUNT WOLF PA 17347

Stop telling the World to mind their own business America

We get it America but you don't seem to realize that what happens in America can and has had a profound effect on the World.

Like it or not the election of Donald J. Trump and his sabre rattling and misogynistic point of view accompanied by his disrespect for his fellow human beings based on colour or religious beliefs has struck fear in the hearts and minds of the civilized World.

What happens in America has an affect on Canada, you are our friends and largest trading partner so it is our business.

Trump's threats of jumping into bed with Vladimir Putin a cruel and violent man could well be a World changer not just for America but for the democratic countries of the World.

We, here in Canada, were able to look objectively at the American political circus, yes it was a circus. During the primaries good Americans of every political stripe were against Donald Trump. How quickly many of you have forgotten that fact.

"The Donald" lied, twisted facts and promised you nothing, "Oh sorry" He promised to drain the swamp of course he failed to tell the American people he would be using the same dirty swamp water, just different reptiles.

So America when the free World speaks out they have a right, a vested interest in OUR World. The World has shrunk and is now a community of different districts it no longer is your country against their country it is our World, Your World and their World with a mutual interest in the World economy, the World environment and human rights.

Good boy tweety


Running wolves on a Siberian ice road in Yakutia, Russia

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO ME !!!



An elderly Lady called 999 on her mobile phone to report that her car has been broken into.


She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the operator:
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The operator said, "Stay calm An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the Officer radios in. "Disregard.." He says, "She got in the back-seat by mistake.."

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I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"


Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday..."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."

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SUPERSEX


A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex.."
She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

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ROMANCE


An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep..
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked..

"To get my teeth!"

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DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE


80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home.
She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces," anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "an elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
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OLD FRIENDS


Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me.. I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't think of your name.. I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. for at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.


Finally she said, "how soon do you need to know?"
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SENIOR DRIVING


As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, " Vernon , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Vernon , "It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!"
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DRIVING


Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad.
The stop light was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction and the light was red again.
Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "oh! am I driving?"



Please !!!!


Friends, tell me this won't happen to us !!!

Thanks Ivan

Little Kids and Their Big Dogs

A Beautiful Parable







LIFE   ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO   PASS...
IT'S LEARNING HOW TO DANCE IN  THE  RAIN !


We cannot direct  the wind, but we can adjust our sails.  
May love and all that goes with it  be yours in 
2017

Thanks Millie

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Tuesday's Ride - 1941 Matthews 38 Cabin Cruiser

Trump Quotes: "How stupid are the people of Iowa

My musings

My Final Request
I have decided to have instant cremation upon my passing and have requested my ashes be spread on the dance floor of the local strip bar......

It is the closest I'll get to being President of the United States

Bob Hawkins

Things you never hear


Brendan Chartrand on Fiddle with the Asham Stompers

Siberia's Ice Highway

Well worth watching
A series of photos that chronicle the journey of one truck crew on a supply trip to a remote city in northern Siberia..

Thanks Sue Fran

the Irish Donkey......



Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.
It was a fine spring day in his new parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was . . . a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local  police station.
The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"



 Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied: "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a moment . . ..
 Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye,' tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call."

Thanks Ivan

Buddha’s 5 Step Guide To Change Your Life - An american interpretaion


1) Over-Consumption

You’d have to live in a box to not acknowledge the fact that we’re consuming too much in this world- and we’re all suffering from it.
There’s something to be said about ‘everything in moderation,’ because it’s a very wise statement.
Consuming too much leads to lethargy and selfishness. But consuming too little can keep us stuck behind barriers.
Learning how to recognize your poor consumption habits will help you triumph during times of spiritual, emotional, mental and physical illness.

2) Persistence & Patience

So many people look for instant gratification. It seems like our entire culture is built upon that ideal.
But that’s not how the world really works!
So, set big goals that you can work toward because if everything came to you immediately, you’d have nothing to look forward to.  Be patient and persistent in your pursuits and you will find success.

3) Replacing Bad Habits

If you find yourself struggling to stay disciplined, like with an addiction or maybe a new commitment to exercising and eating healthy, the urge to quit or resume old behaviors can be quite strong.
It will be easier to stay disciplined by replacing a bad ritual with a good one. Always be looking for healthy habits to replace your old ones with.
In the eastern traditions, it’s considered very important not to suppress bad habits, but gradually replace them.
This is actually confirmed by modern scientific studies.
Studies show when you suppress habits, they tend to create negative obsessions with the subject you’re suppressing.

4) Insight and Understanding

The information age definitely has its benefits! Think about it: you have the world’s knowledge at your fingertips.
Buddha would’ve been delighted with this power. After all, knowledge and insight were the cornerstones of his teachings.
Use it to overcome obstacles in your path.
Whether it’s to learn a new skill, educate yourself on important issues, or simply to connect with old friends, take advantage of this highly valuable tool.

5) Skillful Avoidance

Undoubtedly, there will be times when you have to deal with a certain amount of negativity.
And sure, part of being in the world means dealing with those situations, but sometimes there is a lot to said for skillfully avoiding them.
If a person speaks badly of you, avoid them. If you’re trying to lose weight, but your friends want to eat junk food, remain vigilant with your goals and values.
It can do a lot to change your life!
Thanks Kerry