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Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Wednesday's Ride - New Electric Boat - A 32 Foot Torqeedo Powered Catamaran: The Blue Plane...

From the New Yorker


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what may be the most serious allegation ever made against the former Secretary of State, Fox News Channel reported today that Hillary Clinton was involved in the conspiracy to murder President Abraham Lincoln.
The latest charge against Mrs. Clinton was reported by Fox host Sean Hannity, who said that the evidence of her role in the Lincoln assassination came mainly in the form of e-mails.
According to Mr. Hannity, “If it’s true that Hillary Clinton killed Lincoln, this could have a major impact on her chances in 2016.”
The accusation against Mrs. Clinton drew a strong response from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R.—S. Carolina): “There’s been a concerted effort by Hillary Clinton to cover up her role in President Lincoln’s murder. She has said nothing about it. This is bigger than Watergate, the Cuban missile crisis, and the Second World War put together.”

Terrence Williams "You go to Africa, I'll stay here with my white friends"

Thanks Randy

More sage advice from one old guy to another..

From one old guy to another:
When you see a pretty woman,
Please consider the following:
No matter how beautiful she is
No matter how sexy she is

No matter how seductive she is

No matter how beautiful her breasts are
No matter how big her tits are

I've completely forgotten where I was going with this !
(This kind of shit happens when you get older).

Sorry for wasting your time !

Thanks Ivan

Arriving In Heaven
All arrivals in heaven have to go through an examination to determine if admission will be granted.  One room has a clerk who inputs records of what each applicant did on their last day of life.  The first day’s applicant explains that his last day was not good.
"I came home early and found my wife naked in bed.  She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower.  Well, her hair was dry and the shower was completely dry too.  I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover.  I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his fingertips.  I was angry and bashed his fingers with a flower pot.  He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by an awning.  Seeing him still alive, I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over.  It hit the man and killed him.  At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died."
The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the waiting room.  The second applicant said that his last day was his worst.  "I was on an apartment building roof working on AC equipment.  I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building.  I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment, but some idiot came rushing out and bashed my hands with a flower pot.  I fell, but landed on an awning and survived.  But, as I looked up, I saw a huge chest falling toward me.  I was hit and killed by the chest."
The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the waiting room.  He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters.  The clerk apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the two fellows that arrived here just before you."
"I don't know" replies the man.  "Picture this, I'm buck naked hiding in this cedar chest...

Thanks Randy

Rare Historical Photos

 Harry Houdini exposes "spirit trickery" in 1925.

 OJ Simpson carries the Olympic Torch in 1984. Nichole Brown can be seen on the left.

 A permanent stable cavity caused by the detonation on an underground nuclear test in 1961.

 Vladimir Putin and his childhood friends in 1969. None of them have been seen since!

 Vladimir Putin and his childhood friends in 1969. None of them have been seen since!

The Japanese "War Tuba" used to locate enemy aircraft before the invention of radar. Circa 1930
Washington-Hoover Airport which was demolished in 1941. This is where the Pentagon stands today.

Thanks Norman

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Tuesday's Ride - Motorcycle Custom Flame Thrower Kit


The Trump University debacle just took another nasty turn for the presumptive GOP candidate for president and a new report shows that Trump resorted to bribing politicians in order get away with scamming Americans.
he Associated Press reports that Donald Trump allegedly donated $35,000 to Texas Governor Greg Abbott’s 2012 gubernatorial campaign after then-Texas Attorney General Abbott dropped the state’s case against Trump University.
As Texas’ AG, Abbott’s office had opened a civil investigation into Trump U’s “possibly deceptive trade practices” in the state, but agreed to quietly drop the case after the organization agreed to leave Texas. Abbott’s office built a $5.4 million settlement case against Trump’s organization for duping Texan Trump U students out of $2.6 million, but the case was never filed.
John Owens, former deputy director of Abbott’s Consumer Protection Division, alleges the decision was purely political that left Texas consumers “high and dry” with no recourse:
“The decision not to sue him was political. Had [Trump] not been involved in politics to the extent he was at the time, we would have gotten approval. Had he been just some other scam artist, we would have sued him.”
Subsequently, after the case was quietly buried, Trump dropped the sizeable donation into Abbott’s campaign coffers.
But the plot thickens. Abbott wasn’t the only Republican Attorney General to receive a large campaign donation after dropping the case against Trump U.

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So who allowed this to happen under Harpers reign of destruction?

Info czar gets Canada pipeline regulator to cough up details of secret Enbridge reports

A federal probe by a parliamentary watchdog has prompted Canada’s national pipeline safety agency to cough up new details about internal Enbridge Inc. environment reports that officials previously tried to keep secret.

The new information, released to National Observer on Tuesday, shows that the Calgary-based company had internal reports showing a flurry of environmental problems in both its central and western regions. Prior to the release, no one had disclosed the full scope of Enbridge’s environmental problems and where they were occurring. These included issues such as difficulties in ensuring adequate environmental inspections in its western region as well as regarding its efforts to safely handle hazardous materials.
The federal agency, Canada's National Energy Board (NEB), concealed its knowledge of the existence of these reports when it publicly released a 2015 audit that concluded Enbridge was violating several pipeline safety rules, while taking steps to improve its performance.
Responding in 2016 to a formal request under Canada's access to information law, the NEB later disclosed that it had reviewed the secret Enbridge reports as part of its audit. But, following the advice of Enbridge, the federal agency censored the names of the reports.
The revelations contrast with previous statements by both the company and the federal regulator suggesting that the public should trust them because they are transparent. The new information will also feed into criticism from environmental groups, First Nations and landowners that allege that the NEB is too cozy with industry and unable to do its job effectively.

Federal probe prompted NEB to release information

Seniors are the biggest users of the food banks


The judge was interviewing a North Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks,

"What are the grounds for your divorce?"

"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No,"  he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It  is made of concrete, brick, and mortar mud," she responded.
"I  mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"
"I  have a aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's daddy."
The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No sir, we have a carport and have never really needed one cuz we ain’t got no car."
"Please,"  he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have good stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music  - all that hip hop and rap tap crap - but we can't seem to do nothin’ about it."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes sir y’honor, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."
The judge asked, "Is your husband a nagger?"
"Oh, shit no, he's as white as you and me!"
“Please tell me why in hell do you want a  divorce?”
"Oh,  I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does.

The damn fool complains he can't communicate with me."

Thanks Randy

Rare Historical Photos

 Soldiers comfort each other during the Korean war in the early 1950's.

 Stephen Hawking marries Jane Wilde in 1965

 Albert Einstein brings sexy back in 1932.

 What is thought to be the oldest known war photograph: New Hampshire volunteers depart for the Mexican War in 1846.

 Coney Island in 1905.

 George W. Bush plays a little dirty rugby for Yale in 1966.

Arnold Schwarzenegger shows off to some elderly women in the 1970's.

 Six year-old Arthur Conan-Doyle in 1865.

 Construction of Hoover Dam in 1934.

Frank Sinatra asks Lou Gehrig for an autograph in 1939

Thanks Norman

Monday, July 25, 2016

Monday's Ride - 2014 Manitou Pontoon Boat Video

Whose pockets got lined?

In 2014, the project`s expenses of $877,000 were more than its revenue of $865,000. Those expenses included $630,000 in unexplained costs and $143,000 in consulting fees.

Mother Canada project's tax return lists $21K in bank for 2015

Tax records show donations fell by more than 40 per cent from 2014 to 2015

Donations for the Mother Canada statue planned for Cape Breton fell sharply in 2015, even before Parks Canada pulled its support for the project.
Tax records for the Never Forgotten National Memorial Foundation show donations fell by more than 40 per cent from 2014 to 2015. 
The organization, which started the project to commemorate Canada's war dead, received $498,000 in donations in 2015. That was down from $865,000 in 2014.

The Harper government was a failure and still is a failure. They hired Phoenix and they should accept the blame but they will spin and lie but never admit

Trudeau calls Phoenix pay problem an 'unacceptable situation' inherited from Tories

Canada's prime minister asks Privy Council clerk to oversee pay system file

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says the ongoing problem with the Phoenix pay system that has affected tens of thousands of government workers "is an unacceptable situation" inherited from the former Conservative government.

"This is an unacceptable situation and we are trying to fix it," Trudeau said in French during an interview Wednesday morning with Radio-Canada's François Cormier and Martine Defoy.
"We inherited the system from the previous government," he added, echoing last week's words from Scott Brison, president of the Treasury Board, who told CBC News the Liberals "inherited a mess from the Harper government," which "let the system deteriorate."
While the new system was spearheaded under the previous Conservative government, it rolled out in phases under the Trudeau government's watch earlier this year in spite of a warning from the largest union representing federal public servants.
The Public Service Alliance of Canada said thousands of its members experienced problems during the first phase of the rollout, which began in late February, and in April the union warned the Liberals not to move ahead with the second phase.
At the time, the government responded that only 300 people had made formal complaints, and that "almost all" of the technical issues had been resolved.

'We are taking this very, very seriously'