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Friday, December 29, 2017

Friday's Ride - 2017 Lincoln Continental - Complete Review

Killing democracy in America

The Self-Destruction of American Democracy


President Trump has single-handedly done more to undermine the basic tenets of American democracy than any foreign agent or foreign propaganda campaign could.
“Trump is a political weapon of mass self-destruction for American democracy — for its norms, for its morality, for sheer human decency,” Henry Aaron, a senior fellow at Brookings, wrote by email:
So if Putin backed him, and if he did it to damage the United States, then he dropped one extremely smart bomb in the middle of Washington.

 Read more: https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=8950809318154643137#editor/target=post;postID=5018032732418988373

MORF Singing Hallelujah.

Candid Camera So. African Stye


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FIREFIGHTER SAVES CAT’S LIFE


June 12, 2013
In 2007, firefighter Dana Brown rescued this cat from an apartment on fire. It’s not really News, since it happened many years ago, but acts of kindness and heroism perpetrated by firefighters, like this one, happen everyday all around the world; firefighters save our pets lives everyday and we love them for that!



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Canada just sent our Joint Task Force overseas to stop a nuclear war...


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Barbie Dolls

Coming towards Christmas a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that his daughter asked Santa for a Barbie for Christmas.

 He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95

 The amazed father asks: 'It 's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19.95?’
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
 
'Sir... Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls

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Freshpet Holiday Feast - 13 Dogs and 1 Cat Eating with Human Hands



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Thursday, December 28, 2017

Thursday's Ride - A Used Maserati Quattroporte is the Best Way to Look Rich for $20,000

Words to live by


Bee Gees - Massachusetts (1967) HD 0815007

Breaking News~!!


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What is inside?

People Looked Inside Ordinary Things and Made Interesting Discoveries



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Senior's bus trip

A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Brisbane to Buderim.
As they entered Sippy Downs, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says,
"I've just been molested!"
The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested.

The driver was beginning to think he had a bus load of old wackos. Who would be molesting those old ladies?
About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested.

The bus driver decides that he'd had better investigate, and pulls into the first rest area.

When he turns the lights on, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.

"Hey Gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.
"I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab it, it runs away...

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60th wedding anniversary

Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
 
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No. 1.  'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."  "Not to worry," said the father.  "Important thing is we're all together today."
 
Son No. 2 arrived. "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Montreal between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you.   “It’s nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time.
 
You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to college.  Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and said, "WHAT? You mean we're bastards?"


"Yep", said the father. "Cheap ones, too . . ."

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Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Wednesday's Ride - 1960 Plymouth Fury 395 Golden Commando

Words to live by


Bob Welsh - My Christmas Eve

White Kid Sing The Blues In Guitar Shop Like It's Nobody's Business!

How to suceed

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.  When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a  score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."  After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

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Tony and Jordan: Identical Twins Dazzle With Magic - America's Got Talen...



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Insurance

A man and his wife moved back home to Saskatchewan, 
from Vancouver.
 The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it
 in BC was $2000.00 a year!
When they arrived in Saskatchewan,
 they went to an Insurance agency to see
 how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer
 and said to the couple,
 "That'll be $39.00."
The husband was shocked and asked why
 it was so cheap here in
Saskatchewan to insure,
 because it cost him $2000.00 in BC!


The agent turned his computer screen
 to the couple and said,
”Well, here it is on the screen,
 it says:
*Any wooden structure,
 with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.”

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Job Opening

My Rezimay

Deer Sur,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the  Paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do  Sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole  Person. Pepole really seam to respond goodly to me.  I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2 Complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a  Job Bcuz of my persinalety..

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want  To pay me and wat you think that I am wurth, I can start imeditely.

Thank you in advanse 4 yore Anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May McBiggins

PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.


Dear Peggy May:    

Start on Monday, we have spell check.
  signed .  .  .  .  .
Harvey Weinstein

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Monday, December 25, 2017

Monday's Ride - SANTA'S SLEIGH LANDING - EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE FROM NORTH POLE TESTING FACILITY

Merry Christmas one and all


The Morleys have sent you an e-card

https://www.jacquielawson.com/ecard/pickup?code=7103823657942&source=jl999&utm_medium=internal_email&utm_source=pickup&utm_campaign=receiver2content

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Bee Gees - To Love Somebody (1967) HD 0815007

Robert Mueller, Baby - Parody Song (Trump Christmas Impeachment)

From my great grandfathers album Circa 1930's


MERRY CHRISTMAS

MERRY CHRISTMAS BOB  TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,  NICE PHOTO OF YOUR OLD FRIEND, HE GOT A NEW TRUCK, MAYBE HE IS WORKING TO HELP PAY THE TRUCK. MAYBE HE WILL START  WORKING AT WALMART AGAIN. HE SAYS HE IS IN GOOD SHAPE., HE TOLD ME HE  USE TO HAVE A BEER  BUSINESS  WITH  YOU A FEW YEARS AGO, THAT KEPT HIM IN SHAPE.
HAVE A GOOD DAY BOB
NORMAND

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