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Friday, December 22, 2017

at the dentist

A couple of old guys were golfing
 when one mentioned that he was going
 to go to Dr. Steinberg for a new set
 of dentures the next morning.

His elderly buddy remarked that he,
 too, had gone to the very same dentist
 two years before.

"Is that so?" asked the first old guy.
 "Did he do a good job?"

The second oldster replied,
 "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday
 when a guy on the next fairway 
hooked a shot.
 The ball must have been going at least 180 mph 
when it slammed me right in the testicles."

The first old guy was confused and asked,
 "What the hell does that have 
to do with your dentures?"

"It was the first time in two years 
my teeth didn't hurt."

Thanks Maria

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