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Thursday, September 20, 2012


Queen Elizabeth
Dolly Parton
die on the same day and they both go
before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,
so the Angel must decide which of them
gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular
reason why she
should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says,
'Look at these,they're the mostperfect breastsGod ever created,
and I'm sure it will please God to
be able to see them every day,for eternity.'
The Angel thanks Dolly,
and asksHer Majesty the same question.TheQueen takes a bottle of
Perrierout of her purse, drinks it down.
Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angelsays, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks,'What was that all about?
I show you two
of God's own perfect creationsand you turnme down.She wees into atoilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel,
'but even in Heaven,
A Royal Flush

Beats a Pair -
No Matter How Big They Are.

Thanks Shirley

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