To help save the economy, the Harper Government will announce
next month that the Immigration Department will start
deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower
Canada Pension, OAP and Medicare costs.
Older people are easier to catch and will
not remember how to get back home.
I started to cry when I thought of you.
Then it dawned on me ... oh, crap ...
I'll see you on the bus!

Thanks Ed