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Thursday, June 28, 2012

But my wife won't like it

A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart.

Elizabeth , a golfer who lived in a villa on the course heard the noise and yelled over to him .

"Hey you what's your name?"
"Willis he
 replied. "Willis forget your troubles. Come to my villa, I'll give you good driving lessons andI'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered,
"but I don't think my
wife would like it."

"Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted with a wink.

"Well okay," Willis finally agreed,
And added, "but ma wife won't
like it."

After a hearty dinner, and sexy driving and putting lessons,
Willis thanked his host.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!
Elizabeth said with a smile , she wont know any thing.
By the way, where is she? "

" Under the cart !!"

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