A Newfie is visiting Texas and starts a conversation with a Texan at a local bar.
The Texan asks the Newfie where he's from and the Newfie says,
"You know where New York is? The Texan says, "Yeh, yeh, I know where that is
"The Newfie says, " Well boy, you just drive north of there about 6 hours,
turn right for 3 hours and catch a ferry for 6 hours and you're in Newfoundland."
The Texan says "Wow, that's got to be close to China!"
The Newfie thinks about this and then says, "By gosh, I think you might be right.
I work with a Chinese guy and he goes home for lunch every day!"