SCOTTISH COMPASSION

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past And felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said, "ave ye ever bin fooked, laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No"... She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in."


Thanks Richard