Pauline is my shepherd

PAULINE IS MY SHEPHERD I SHALL NOT WANT
 SHE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES AND ABANDONED FARMS
 SHE RESTORETH MY DOUBT ABOUT THE PARTI QUEBECOIS
 SHE ANNOINTED MY WAGES WITH TAXES AND INFLATION
 SO MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME
 SURELY POVERTY AND HARD LIVING SHALL FOLLOW PQ AND 
I SHALL WORK ON A RENTED FARM AND LIVE IN A RENTED HOUSE FOREVER

 FIVE THOUSAND YEARS AGO MOSES SAID: PACK UP YOUR CAMEL, 
PICK UP YOUR SHOVEL, MOVE YOUR ASS, AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO THE PROMISED LAND
 FIVE THOUSAND YEARS LATER PAULINE SAID: LAY DOWN YOUR SHOVEL, 
SIT ON YOUR ASS, LIGHT UP A CAMEL - THIS IS THE PROMISED LAND
 THIS YEAR PAULINE WILL TAKE YOUR SHOVEL, SELL YOUR CAMEL, 
KICK YOUR ASS AND TELL YOU SHE GAVE AWAY THE PROMISED LAND

 I'M GLAD I'M A CANADIAN, I'M GLAD I'M FREE
 I WISH I WERE A DOG AND PAULINE WAS A TREE

Thanks Richard