Daily Cyber Cheese - It's a Guy Thing

The human body has 7 trillion nerves.......my wife manages to get on every fucking one of them.
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I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They're brilliant...It makes the wife look like she’s actually moving during sex.
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I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young female and drop dead gorgeous.
I was embarrassed, but she said, “Don't worry, I am a professional – I've seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I'll check it out.
I said, “My wife thinks that my dick tastes funny”
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I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend sent me a text message claiming that she loves anal.
Dyslexic bitch, it turns out that she loves Lana, her best friend……
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A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells, “Don't enter that church, you damn fool !!!”
His wife asks him, “What are you watching?”
Husband replies, “Our bloody wedding video”
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Life is like a penis....Soft and hanging freely....It’s women that make it hard
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I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper”
“Don't be silly,” she said “You can borrow my i-Pad”
That spider never knew what fucking hit it.
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Thanks Randy