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Saturday, May 31, 2014

Drinking with Yorkshire Lass

A Romanian, an Arab
and a Yorkshire Lass are in the same bar

When the Romanian  finishes his beer
he throws his glass in the air, pulls out
his pistol and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says,
'In Romania
our glasses are so

cheap we don't need

to drink with the same one twice'
 
The Arab,
obviously impressed by this,
drinks his non-alcoholic beer
(cuz he's a Muslim!),
throws it into the air,
pulls out his
AK-47 and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says 'In the
Arab world, we have
so much sand to make
glasses that we don't
need to drink with
the same one twice either'
>

The Yorkshire Lass,
cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer,

downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into
the air, whips out her
Colt 45 and shoots the
Romanian and the Arab.

Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar and calling
for a refill,

she says  'In Yorkshire

we have so many
illegal immigrants that
we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice'

God Bless Yorkshire !!
 
Thanks Richard

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