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Thursday, May 29, 2014

CATHOLIC HORSES


 A  gambler was at the horse races playing the ponies and all but losing his  shirt. He  noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one  of the horses lining up for the 4th race.

Lo  and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the  race. Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest  stepped onto the track. Sure enough, he blessed one of the  horses. The gambler made a beeline for a betting window  and placed a small bet on the horse. 
Again, even though it  was another long shot, the horse won the race.
Lo  and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the  race. Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest  stepped onto the track. Sure enough, he blessed one of the  horses. The gambler made a beeline for a betting window  and placed a small bet on the horse. 
Again, even though it  was another long shot, the horse won the race.
 ‘My Son,’ he said, ‘that’s the problem with you  Protestants, 
you can't tell the difference between a simple  blessing and last rites’.
Thanks Maria

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