RCMP

Royal Canadian Mounted Police - You know people complain about the RCMP, but
you rarely hear about the positive things that they do, such as this one:

 

Frozen Carburetor: In the fun world of the administration of justice, not

all the laughs are in the court-room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt

at almost any time or place.

 

For example: On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in Northern

British Columbia, an RCMP constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist,

who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside.

 

"What's the matter?" asked the Policeman.

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I Can't."

"OK, Watch me and I will show you." The constable lubricated the carburetor

as promised. The bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

 

A few days later, the detachment office received a note of thanks from the

father of the motorbike rider. 

 

It began: "On behalf of my daughter Joan.....

Thanks Randy