State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main
highway.At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers'lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefullyapproaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees ayoung man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat,filing her fingernails.Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walksto the car and gently raps on the driver's window.The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer'?The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?'The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading amagazine.'Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat thetrooper says: 'And, her, what is she doing?'The young man shrugs: 'Sir , I believe she's filing herfingernails.'Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple,alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane and nothingobscene is happening!The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?'The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'The trooper asks: 'And her, what's her age?'The young man looks at his watch and replies:'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'