Newfie Hooker

A Newfie couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try

being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, "Stand in

front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred dollars. Any

questions and  I'll be parked around the corner."

She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a guy

pulls up and asks "How much?"  She says, "A hundred dollars. He replies,

" All I got is thirty."

She says, "Hold on," and runs back to the husband and asks. "What now. What

can he get for thirty? "A hand job,"  the husband replied. She runs back and tells

the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the

car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE willy. She stares at it for a

few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back.." She runs back to the husband.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?"

 

Thanks Randy