"I am so sorry Dan. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."
Dan, feeling anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom,
grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in from the neighbor:
"Damn autocorrect. I meant 'wifi', not 'wife'."
Thanks Randy
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