Golf Caddies

Number :10 
Golfer:    "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." 
Caddy:    "Think you can keep your head down that long?" 
          
Number : 9
Golfer:    "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." 
Caddy:    "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." 
            
Number : 8
Golfer:    "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy:    "Yes .. . . . You miss the ball much closer now." 
            
Number : 7
Golfer:    "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" 
Caddy:    "Eventually." 
            
Number : 6
Golfer:    "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." 
Caddy:    "I don't think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence."  

Number : 5
Golfer:    "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." 
Caddy:    "It's not a watch - it's a compass." 
          
Number : 4
Golfer:    "How do you like my game?" 
Caddy:    "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf." 
          
Number : 3
Golfer:    "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? 
Caddy:    "The way you play, it's a sin on any day." 
          
Number : 2
Golfer:    "This is the worst course I've ever played on." 
Caddy:    "This isn't the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago." 
            
And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer:    "That can't be my ball, it's too old." 
Caddy:    "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." 
          
Bonus . .. . . .
An old favourite . . . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . . .. He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. . . .. ..
Golfer:    "Can you see any obvious problems . .. . .??" 
Caddy:    "There's a piece of s**t on the end of your club."
Golfer:     He picks up his club up and cleans the club face . . . . ..
Caddy:    "No sir, it’s at the other end"

Thanks Norman