A Pub in Bismarck

I was in a pub in Bismarck, ND last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number, sexy."

I replied "Have you got a pen?"

 

She smiled and said, "Yes."

 

I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."

Thanks Randy