Jean Charest, Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes a cheque.
Obama calls the US and talks for an hour. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a cheque.
Finally Jean Charest gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is 25 cents. Charest just smiles.
Obama and Putin go ballistic, and ask the Devil why Charest got to call Quebec for only 25 cents??
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Pauline Marois took over, the whole province has gone to Hell---------It's a local call!"
While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes a cheque.
Obama calls the US and talks for an hour. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a cheque.
Finally Jean Charest gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is 25 cents. Charest just smiles.
Obama and Putin go ballistic, and ask the Devil why Charest got to call Quebec for only 25 cents??
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Pauline Marois took over, the whole province has gone to Hell---------It's a local call!"
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