A young Italian girl was
going on a date.
Her Nonna said: 'Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy.
He's agonna try ana kiss you,
you are agonna likea dat, but
don't let him do dat.
He's agonna try ana kiss
your breasts, you are agonna
likeadat too, but don'ta let
him do dat eeda.
But mosta important, he's
agonna try ana lay on topa
you, you are agonna really
likea dat, but don'ta let him
do dat for sure.
Doing thata willa disgraza
our family.
With that bit of advice, the
granddaughter went on her
going on a date.
Her Nonna said: 'Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy.
He's agonna try ana kiss you,
you are agonna likea dat, but
don't let him do dat.
He's agonna try ana kiss
your breasts, you are agonna
likeadat too, but don'ta let
him do dat eeda.
But mosta important, he's
agonna try ana lay on topa
you, you are agonna really
likea dat, but don'ta let him
do dat for sure.
Doing thata willa disgraza
our family.
With that bit of advice, the
granddaughter went on her
date.
The next day she told
grandma that her date
went just like she had
predicted:'And Nonna,
I didn't let him disgrace
our family as you said.
When he tried to lay on
top of me, I just rolled
him over, got on top of
him, and disgraced
HIS family!'
Nonna fainted!!
Thanks Heidi
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