The Blond and the Trucker

A truck driver enters into a truck stop Café. He sits down at the counter and says to the
waitress, " I want 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards" The new
blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid replies, "coming right up sir" She goes into
the kitchen and tells the cook, " the truck driver out there just ordered three flat tires, a
pair of headlights and a pair of running boards", laughing, she says "what does he think
this is, an auto parts store ?"
No, the cook says, "three flat tires means, three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two
eggs sunny side up and a pair of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon".
"OH, Ok !" said the blonde. She thinks about it for a moment and then spooned up a
bowl of beans and gave it took the customer. The trucker, looking puzzled, asks
" what are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, " while you are waiting for your flat tires, headlights and running boards,
you might as well gas-up too"

FOR ONCE, THE BLONDE GETS EVEN.

Thanks Joe Y