I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you
Sweat is fat crying
Wine improves with age... I improve with wine
If I ever go missing please put my photo on wine bottles This way my friends will know to look for me
Ever feel like you are one dumbass away from losing it?
There. Their. They're not the same
For the record....the " Silent Treatment" is not a punishment
The only thing to fear is fear itself....and spiders
When you really want to slap someone, DO IT! just remember to yell Mosquito when
you do
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves That's where I come in.
Marriage is like a deck of cards..In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond... By the end you wish you had a club and a spade
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