The parrot

A woman walks into a pet shop and immediately spots a large, beautiful
parrot. The price tag on the cage read $50.00.
"Why so cheap" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner replied, " Look, I should tell you before you consider buying
this parrot, that this bird lived in a house of prostitution, and sometimes
it says some pretty vulgar stuff"
The woman thought about it briefly, but had to have the bird anyway.
She bought the bird and took it home. She set the bird cage up in the
living room and waited for the bird to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her and said, "new house,
new madam"
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
"that's really not so bad"
When her two teenage daughters arrived home from school, the
parrot saw them and said, " new house, new Madam, new girls"
The girls and the Mother were a bit offended but then began to
laugh about the situation considering how the parrot was
probably raised.
Moments later, the woman's Husband came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, Hi Rick"

Thanks Joe Y