She is my new neighbor...

She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her window from my deck.

I watched as she got home from work.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and she says,

"I just got home, and I am so horny!

I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"

She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen, really sucks!

 

Thanks Randy