Political horse trading

Last Tuesday Prime Minster Harper got off the helicopter in front of the Parliament Buildings carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Mountie guard snapped to attention, saluted and said, "Nice pigs, sir." The Prime Minister replied, "These are not just pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one each for Senators Mike Duffy and Pamela Wallin." The squared-away Mountie again snapped to attention, saluted and said, "Excellent trade, Sir!"

Thanks Richard