"Mom, it's me."
"Hi, Sally, are you okay?"
"I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware
store looking for a drill."
"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one
phone call, and that's why I'm calling you."
"Oh, my God! What happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."
"What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault."
"Dad told me to find a Black and Decker ...
Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!
Thanks Penny
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