As you slide Down the Banister of Life In 2016 ;-- ; Remember: ;

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ... 'Ministers do more than Lay Peple'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. ;

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4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone. ;

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5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

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6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. ;

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7. It used to be only death and taxes. ; ; ;Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.< /div>

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8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. ;

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9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

10. Definition of a teenager?  God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

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Thought for the day: ;Be who you are and say what you  feel... because those that matter..don't mind ...and those that mind ... don't matter!

Thanks Kerry