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Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Today's smile


Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to
tell them what has happened.

First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while
making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile,
inspector", says the Coroner.

Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on
the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol
poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most
unusual one:

Justin Trudeau of Canada, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his photo taken."

Thanks Ralph

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