Food 4 thought.

 

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW "THIS STUFF"

THOUGHTS BY  DUCKY
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. So I said Implants?

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She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America  ?
Marriage changes passion.Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go skinny dipping.Now I just chunky

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dunk.
Don't argue with an idiot;people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over? AMEN!
Why is it that our children cant read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
A completely

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brilliant question! Wouldn't 

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ou know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go,But FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court

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when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!
Bumper sticker of the year: If you can read this, thank a teacher and since its in English, thank a soldier And remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.

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he closer it gets to the end, the faster it  goes.

Thanks Kerry