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Friday, August 19, 2016

Why I like retirement !

Why  I Like Retirement ! - I think
Question: How many days in a week?   
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday  

 When is a retiree's bedtime?   
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.  
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?   
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.  
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?   
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.  
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?   
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.  
Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?   
Answer: Tied shoes.  
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?   
Answer:   They are the only ones who have the time.  
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?   
Answer:   NUTS!  
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?   
Ans wer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?   
Answer:   Normal ..
Question:   What is the best way to describe retirement?   
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.  
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? 
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.  
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? 
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.  
And, my very favorite.... 
QUESTION: What do you do all week?   
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.  


Thanks Randy

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