1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run - for anything or anywhere.
4. People call at 9:00 P.M. and ask, "did I wake you ?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the 'hard way'.
7. Things you buy, probably won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4:00 P.M., no questions asked.
9. You enjoy hearing about other peoples' operations.
10. You can live without sex but, not without eye glasses.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
14. Your investment in Health Insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
15. Your joints are more of an accurate weather report than the National Weather Service.
16. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
Thanks Joe Y
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