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Monday, March 30, 2015

Senior Texting Codes

 
Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).
 

Not to be outdone by these little SNK
(snotty nosed kids), now, finally we long-suffering seniors have our own
texting codes!



Texting for Seniors as follows:


ATD - At the Doctor's



BFF - Best Friend's
Funeral



BTW - Bring the
Wheelchair



BYOT - Bring your
own teeth



CBM - Covered by
Medicare



CUATSC - See You at
the Senior
Center



DWI - Driving While
Incontinent



FWBB - Friend with
Beta Blockers



FWIW - Forgot Where
I Was



FYI - Found Your
Insulin



GGPBL - Gotta Go,
Pacemaker Battery Low



GHA - Got Heartburn
Again



IMHO - Is My
Hearing-Aid On?



LMDO - Laughing My
Dentures Out



LOL - Living on
Lipitor



OMMR - On My
Massage Recliner



ROFL..CGU - Rolling
on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!



TOT - Texting on
Toilet



TTYL - Talk to You
Louder



WTP - Where are the
Prunes



WWNO -
Walker Wheels Need Oil

Thanks Shirl

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