Catholic Shampoo

 

 

 

Two nuns were shopping at the super market. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, « Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?»

 

The second nun answered « Indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, as I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout counter. »

 

« I can handle that without a problem. » the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout.

 

The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. « We use beer for washing our hair. » the nun said, «Back at our nunnery, we call it catholic shampoo. »

 

The cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer.  He then looked at the nun, smiled, and said : « The curlers are on the house. »

Thanks Norman