Attornies!!!

On their way to their wedding a young couple were involved in a fatal car crash.

They arrived at the gates of the Garden of Eden, and when they met the angel,Gabriel, they asked him if they can get married in the Garden of Eden.

Gabriel said "I don't know - it's the first request of this sort that we've had.    I'll go and find out."

The couple sat outside the gates and waited some months for a reply!

The angel Gabriel eventually returned.    He was tired and worn out..

"Yes" he said.   You can marry in the Garden of Eden.

"Wonderful" the young couple said," But we wondered what happens if we don't get on together.   Can we  divorce in the Garden of Eden?"

The angel Gabriel became red with anger and threw  his files on the ground.

"What happened?" asked the frightened couple.

"Now really!" Gabriel shouted at them.   "It took me 3 months to find a Rabbi in the Garden of Eden - Have you any idea how long it will take me to find an attorney?" 

 

Thanks Heidi