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Monday, May 8, 2017

New golf shoes



Fred, at 84 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Nick Faldo so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, He decided to wear them home to show the misses. Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?

Mary at age 83, looked him over and replied, "Nope.

Frustrated, Fred stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes. Again he asked Mary, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?

Mary looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Fred, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Fred yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARY?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES

Mary replies, "You shoulda bought a new hat!

Thanks Norman

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