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Thursday, November 3, 2016

God and Exercise

Most seniors never get enough exercise.
In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would 
have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.
And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was another need. In His Wisdom He made seniors lose
coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach &
And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would 
have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus
providing more exercise.
God looked down and saw that it was good.
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember 
it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under
your breath.
Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell 
them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to 
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital,
dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention 
to criticism.
#2 In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world 
is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a
burning issue tomorrow.
Don't ignore this message. This is your only warning.
A friend sent this to me -- he must have mistakenly assumed I was aging.

Thanks Norman

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