The Pope was having a shower and although being very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the Papal wrist so to speak, and just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a photo of the Holy seed flying through the air.
“You can't do that” exclaimed the Pope, “distribution of that photo will destroy the reputation and credibility of the Church!”
“This is my big lottery win,” replied the photographer, with these photographs, I'll be financially secure for the rest of my life”
They negotiated over a price for the camera and photos and finally settled on a figure of $2,000,000.
The Pope then clothed himself and headed off along the vast Vatican hallways to destroy the camera and it’s images when he bumped into his personal housekeeper who just happened to be a camera buff.
“You can't do that” exclaimed the Pope, “distribution of that photo will destroy the reputation and credibility of the Church!”
“This is my big lottery win,” replied the photographer, with these photographs, I'll be financially secure for the rest of my life”
They negotiated over a price for the camera and photos and finally settled on a figure of $2,000,000.
The Pope then clothed himself and headed off along the vast Vatican hallways to destroy the camera and it’s images when he bumped into his personal housekeeper who just happened to be a camera buff.
She noticed the camera and said, “That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?”
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied,”Two Million Dollars”. “TWO MILLION , DOLLARS!” she exclaimed, “they must have seen you coming!”
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied,”Two Million Dollars”. “TWO MILLION , DOLLARS!” she exclaimed, “they must have seen you coming!”
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