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Monday, July 28, 2014

Scottish Compassion

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the
poor man.

The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever
ever been screwed  laddie.
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."

Thanks Richard

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