Breaking news :
Food critic Luis Suarez confirms Italians taste better than Serbians
Luis Suarez is to be handed a 2 year punishment by Fifa....
He must spend another 2 years living in Liverpool...!!
Luis Suarez is said to be worth over £100m.....
Well that's the estimate from the tooth fairy....!!
So, Luis Suarez has been banned from all football related activities
for 4 months....
The poor man is gonna starve to death. ..!!