Forgot My Glasses

Forgot my glasses ......

Yesterday my son asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

He  suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told him that I had joined a parachute club.

He  said "Are you nuts?

You're almost 61 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed him that I even got a membership card.

He said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses!

This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
 

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!

I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier

Thanks Penny