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Friday, September 9, 2016

Do you remember Bob Hope? 1903 – 2003. You'll enjoy this.

"Surprise me."

I had forgotten that he lived to be 100,
and also didn't realize it has been over 12 years since he died.
Always enjoyed him, his movies, and his show. He touched a lot of lives during his life.
Thought you might enjoy a bit of memory touching. Enjoy and recall a neat comedian.
______________________________ ____________
   
BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN  
For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents and thanks for the memories. WHAT A WONDERFUL E-MAIL.

I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART.
This is a tribute to a man who DID make a difference.
    


ON TURNING 70 
'I still chase women, but only downhill.'
ON TURNING 80 
'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'
ON TURNING 90 
'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'
ON TURNING 100
'I don't feel old. In fact,
  I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.'
ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR
'Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover.'
ON GOLF 
'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.'
     
ON RECEIVING THE
CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL
 
'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.'
ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY
'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.'
ON HIS SIX BROTHERS
'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.'
ON HIS EARLY FAILURES
'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the
stuff the audience threw at me.'
Give me a sense of humour Lord, give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humour out of life, and pass it on to other folk. 

Thanks Randy

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