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Friday, September 9, 2016

Little Johnny is at it again

Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth one afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking.

“Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off.” said the teacher.

'Who is creditted with writing the phrase, 'To be or not to be, that is the question’?” asked the teacher.

Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out, 'Shakespeare'.
'Well done!' said the teacher, 'You can have Monday off.”
'No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here Monday studying hard.' said Little Pham Lam Nguyen.

'Well okay,' said the teacher.

The next quote is, “I had a dream!”

Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out “I bereiva it was Martin Ruther King!”

“Well done!” said the teacher. 'You can haveMonday off”

“No thanka you miss I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take time offa school. Education is evelything to us, so I will be in Monday studying hawd too.” said little Fri Sum Kat.

'Okay,' said the teacher.

Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, “Fucking Asians!”
“Who said that?” yelled the teacher in an angry tone.
“Donald Trump!” shouted little Johnny. “See ya Tuesday

Thanks Norman

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