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Saturday, September 17, 2016

Prison vs. Work

 IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. 
> AT WORK....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. 

> IN PRISON...You get three meals a day. 
> AT WORK....You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay
> for it. 

> IN PRISON...You get time off for good behaviour. 
> AT WORK....You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work. 

> IN PRISON...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. 
> AT WORK....You must carry around a security card and unlock and
> open all the doors yourself. 

> IN PRISON...You can watch TV and play games. 
> AT WORK....You get fired for watching TV and playing games. 

> IN PRISON...You get your own toilet. 
> AT WORK....You have to share. 

> IN PRISON...They allow your family and friends to visit. 
> AT WORK....You cannot even speak to your family and friends. 

> IN PRISON...All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
> required. 
> AT WORK....You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
> then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. 

> IN PRISON...You spend most of your life looking through bars
> from the inside wanting to get out. 
> AT WORK....You spend most of your time wanting to get out
> and go inside bars. 

> IN PRISON...There are wardens who are often sadistic. 
> AT WORK....They are called supervisors.

> When I finally left my last place of work, it was just like
> being released from prison, as I was free to do whatever
> I wanted to.

Thanks Randy

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