All about Retirement !

Question:  How many days in a week?  
Answer:      6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday 
 

Question:  When is a retiree's bedtime?  
Answer:      Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. 
 
 
Question:  How many retirees to change a light bulb?  
Answer:      Only one, but it might take all day.

 
Question:  What's the biggest gripe of retirees?  
Answer:      There is not enough time to get everything done. 
 
 
Question:  Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?  
Answer:      The term comes with a 10% discount.

 
Question:  Among retirees what is considered formal attire?  
Answer:      Tied shoes. 
 
Question:  Why do retirees count pennies?  
Answer:   They are the only ones who have the time.   

 
Question:  What is the common term for a senior who still works and refuses to retire?  
Answer:  NUTS!   
 
 
Question:  Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? 
Answer:  They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.  Or move back in there . . .


 
Question:  What do retirees call a long lunch?  
Answer:     Normal. 
 
 
Question:  What is the best way to describe retirement?  
Answer:    The never ending Coffee Break…spiked ! 
 
 
Question:  What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?  
Answer:       If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

 
Question:  Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he worked with?                                 
Answer:        He is too polite to tell the whole truth. 

 
And, my very favourite.... 
QUESTION:  What do you do all week?  
Answer:          Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

Thanks Shirley