The Pastor's Ass

 The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
 it won.

 The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
 that he entered it in the
 race
 again and it won again.


 The local paper read:PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
 The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
 publicity that he ordered
 the
 Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.



 The next day the local paper headline
 read: BISHOP
 SCRATCHES
 PASTOR'S
 ASS.This was too much for the Bishop so he
 ordered the Pastor to get
 rid
 of the donkey.

 The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
 nearby convent.

 The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
 the following headline
 the
 next day:

 NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
 The Bishop fainted.

 He informed the Nun that she would have to
 get rid of the donkey so
 she
 sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:
 NUN
 SELLS ASS FOR $10.
 This was too much for the Bishop so he
 ordered the Nun to buy back
 the
 donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
 wild.
 The next day the headlines read: 
 NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.The ! Bishop was buried the next day.

Thanks Randy