Lard Tunderin'

A Newfoundlander living in

Toronto decided to visit 

The Scarborough zoo.
While there, he saw a man with an elephant act.
The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell
That person's age.

The trainer had the elephant look at a small boy.
The elephant stamped its foot 9 times.

"Is that right?" he asked the  boy. 

"Oh yes", said the boy.

The Newfie was very skeptical and said  so, in no uncertain terms.
Finally, the trainer could take it no longer, and  offered to bet the Newfie that the elephant could

Look at him and tell him his age.
The Newfie accepted the wager.

The elephant  looked very closely at the skeptic, then turned around, raised his tail and broke wind like you wouldn't believe.

Then he turned back around and stomped his foot twice.

The Newfie stumbled back, amazed, and with a sound of disbelief in his voice, cried,

"Lard tunderin' Smokes, by GOD he's right!!!!

I'm farty-two!"

Thanks Randy