While in hospital

Late in the night, he finally regained consciousness.  He was in the hospital, agonizing in pain.  He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, oxygen in his nose, wires monitoring his every bodily function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.  He realized he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.

 

The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

 

 

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"

 

That, my friends, is a positive attitude....

Thanks Ivan