Ah the sweet days of our youth!
I remember the time, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely
date at her parents' home. I had scraped together some money to take her to
a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Shrimp cocktail, Lobster
Patron, even Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home? ”
"No," she replied; "but Mom's not expecting a blow job tonight.”
I said, “Would you care for dessert?”
I remember the time, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely
date at her parents' home. I had scraped together some money to take her to
a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Shrimp cocktail, Lobster
Patron, even Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home? ”
"No," she replied; "but Mom's not expecting a blow job tonight.”
I said, “Would you care for dessert?”
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